dog attack

stealing my picture...

oh thats you?

you're a very pretty puppy boojer

im not a puppy

so thats not you?

i literally gave u that picture

yeah and?

afanekjanfaejrjnrpajrjnapfjnaegg

.play lcd soundsystem dance yrself

.play lori

i was abt to mamke the thread but im too slow

i rushed it sry..

its been too long since i made a thread

i drank a Prime Energy drink and im kinda wired

>>1154114
why

for energy

>>1154116
why

for energy

>>1154118
why

for energy

>>1154120
why

for energy

>>1154114
yoooooooooooo

>>1154123
for energy

but why

for energy

for energy

>>1154127
okay but why do you need energy

oh i dont it was just tasty

>>1154129
why was it tasty

for energy

>>1154131
but why do you need energy?

i dont

>>1154133
why don't you need energy

for energy

i love playing this game with my mom, just asking why over and over again it's so much fun

IM NOT YOUR MOMMY

do u wanna......"discharge" that energy ?

no i drank it

ok ill be honest.

dont be....

oh ok

its too late now

its not even 12!

i didnt mean in time

i even lost my hearts

>>1154147
You know, you are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain!

im so confused

why

why don't you know

>>1154153

>>1154154

rip

.skip

.play boojer

>>1154157
STOP BEING FUCKING CANADIAN OR GET A VPN

BOOKER

BOOKER

BOOKERT

anon is a dumdum

BOOKER

.skip

>>1154166

>>1154169
#tireiron

To be able to say how much you love is to love but little.

I been doin' this a long time. I ain't never said nothin' to no cop.

Our existence on this planet may well depend on the decisions we make and the actions we take. Now is the time to act!

beautiful..

booker

38.5 trillion trips generated, 0 of them being the one i want pog

anonymous kiss

its nicer when it is unknown

i cant kiss strangers...

>>1154183
#kiss

WHAT

WHAT

i miss maddy

9 h 28 minutes remaining

rip maddy... what happens in 9 hours and 25 minutes

i missed ur post

>>1154190

oh

>>1154194
oh what, dorkus?

uhm...

oh you gonna cry? huh? you gonna cry? omg you are gonna cry holy shit its so embarassing omg im acthally laughing so hard rn

no i was gonna say let me take you out to dinner next time before you go and kiss me out of nowhere

>>1154198
lol

(dont let me take you out to dinner i will forget my wallet)

if ur gonna take me out to dinner ur gonna pay... js

not if i forget my wallet haha

walla

.play bad idea right?
i reallg reallg like this song lol

very bad idea

its a good song

relatable too

i can hear my ex snoring rn

why

shes sleeping

why

the brown lego brick video put her to sleep

is your ex single

yeah

œ

hmmmmmmmm

are you singl

yeah

but im not available

>>1154220
#hug

THAT GUY

WEIRD AL

anyways what's the drama if you don't mind me asking

wdym drama

like

u knoe

why are both of u single

i dont

oh

she wanted something different

oh

that's fair

#yeh

we're still rly rly close tho she is my best friend

>>1154234
stop

>>1154235
:)

at first it was a little painful but thats just how it be id rather still have her as a friend yanno

:) that's a good mindset

i hope that the two of you can find something that makes each of you happy

prolly will

theres lots of cool ppl out there

which is why i'll never tie myself down to one person

Anomynous Anonymouse what's next

Anomynouse

what

i was just waiting for someone to notice

you get a prize anon

oke

>>1154249
#give

>>1154249
#punt

>>1154249
#give

trip ON april

congrats!

what's going on sorry i'm lost

>>1154254
woas who are you??

UGH I HAVE TO FIND IT AGAIN FUCK

>>1154258
samefriending. thats low.

that lirerally wasnt me lol

i can confirm

what the fuck is going on

did anna and sam break up

i feel vulnerable like this

i know you used your phone

and pc

I will never post on my phone DESKTOP ONLY

>>1154268
im in bed idiot

you cant do anything to convince me sry

+ the trip on my pc is sigma so

yeah

you posted the screenshot from your phone

lol puppu

with the not sigma trip

you cant prove it its so easy to fabricate evidence between html editteing arf and private browsing window

>>1154277
puppy

>>1154277
schzio

only schizotypal

i am very lucid and grounded

>>1154280
puppy

arf

>>1154283
#kiss

>>1154280
huh

its a personality disorder

#ai schizotypal personality disorder

Schizotypal personality disorder (STPD) is a mental health condition characterized by patterns of odd or eccentric behavior, distorted thinking, and difficulty forming and maintaining relationships. People with STPD may experience symptoms similar to those of schizophrenia, but they do not typically have the same level of impairment in functioning.

Symptoms:

1. Odd or eccentric behavior: Individuals with STPD may exhibit unusual behaviors that are considered strange or peculiar by others. This could include dressing in an unconventional manner, having unusual speech patterns, or engaging in bizarre rituals.

2. Distorted thinking: People with STPD often have unusual beliefs that are not based on reality. They may believe in superstitious ideas, have magical thinking, or be preoccupied with conspiracy theories.

3. Social isolation: Due to their difficulties forming and maintaining relationships, individuals with STPD tend to isolate themselves socially. They may also feel uncomfortable around others and struggle to connect emotionally.

4. Suspiciousness: Those with STPD can be highly suspicious of others and perceive harmless interactions as threatening or malevolent.

5. Paranoia: Similar to suspicion but more extreme, people with STPD may experience paranoid thoughts about being watched or targeted by external forces.

6.Eccentric appearance: Some individuals with this disorder may present themselves as having an eccentric dress sense - either too flashy/gaudy 'alternative' style clothes from earlier decades , mismatched bright colours , dark gothic outfits etc .

7.Social anxiety : The discomfort around other people schizotypal personality disorder

>>1154288
omg i used to do ghis with my laptop but i would put it on my chesf

chestop

does this

okay wait jjst try typing at the same time as i am but well thor wildly different thinfs its lirerally not possible for me to do this lol

lol okay but it's probably not worth it because you're like a diseased person

ok yeah that proves ur different

#debrainwor
why

wait what abt disease

wait recima

>>1154296
nooooo

>>1154296
#halt

>>1154298
why

you're the best

>>1154302
no i'm not

>>1154303
i like havinf u around

are you sure

yea

ya ur cool recima

fun to talk to

i don't know about that

if i didnt think u were cool i wouldnt flirt with u

think abt that

oh me neither

15 degree from baseline at 5 degree and tangent to head tangent to directional line in line with x axis rotate around intersection of x axis line tangent with head and perpedicular line that

>>1154294
wait im a diseased person???

lol

but with like a different head

acts as its midpoint

>>1154315
yeah im still trying to figure that one out

#debrainwor okay now u cant halt me

nooo

do not.....

>>1154321
#freeze

now you can halt them she deleted a character

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>1154321

how...

she escaped...

ny

my heart is already frozen and unthawable

why

>>1154332
because i have sustained bad relationships and have frequent stress about not being able to afford srs

a bad relationship does not make

does anyone wanna pin me to the wall and hit me

are you into ryona

i don't know what ryona is

thats rope stuff right

no that's bondage

can you hit me

>>1154340
#tireiron

>sexual fetish wherein a (usu. female) character is subjected to abuse (in manga, anime, etc.)

ohh

anon u still havent explainsd why u called me diseased lol

i didn't call you diseased booger

did u call me diseased

>>1154346
Yes.

whats the diagnosis doc

>>1154345

phew tann u

tann y

tank u

yayyyy

im kinda excited i think i got a hater...

my fucking boyfriend who i don't give a shit about is now home from work and i get to talk with him yayyyyy

My boy. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.

>>1154355
:( that sucks

>>1154356
#reply

I am proud to see that you have grown into a brave and honorable warrior. Your dedication to the path of peace is truly admirable.

Remember, peace does not come easily or without sacrifice. You must continue to work hard and remain vigilant in your efforts to maintain harmony among all peoples.

Keep true to your convictions and never waver in the face of adversity. With strength, courage, and compassion, you will be able to achieve great things for yourself and for those around you.

May your journey towards peace be filled with blessings and may you always walk with honor by your side.

With love,

[Your Name]

wish he would give me more money but i haven'g worked

haven't worked for any

is he like a sugar daddy

>>1154361
more or less

whats that

holy shit i used to have that blanket

>>1154365
no its my blanket

>>1154364
curses

woas

okay shit

i might get lucky

probably wont

but might

ehhh

>>1154349
you have SARS

does anyone want me to write curses for them

can you write blessings instead

>>1154378
i provide both services; i'm chaotic neutral

>>1154376
oh damn rip me

okay who's going first

april... you're not listening to me

ok ill listen

>>1154383
okay what do you want a curse/blessing of

TRIP ON

will you hate on me more if i do

what do you want the curse/blessing to do in particular

>>1154384
wrong anon

>>1154388
not anymore

write a blessing of good fortune for yourself

on my behalf

application denied

next customer

fine ill do it myself

gonna bless the frick out of u and u cant stop me

frick u

april come here sweetie do you want a blessing

i am april

april what do you want a blessing of

i already told you

do you want a blessing of love

nah

do you want a blessing of tits

not rly

do you want a blessing of warmth

i want you to bless yourself

no

then i dont want any

i got the pen and paper please i wanna write some mothafukin curses and blessing

s

why wont you bless yourself

because that's not how blessings work

ohh ok fair

money please

money blessing

sounds good

give meee
3-5 minutes

>>1154366
yeah i said uses to have it

why did recima steal it

teleporter

who's next

>>1154418
oo thankyou <3

who's next

>>1154421
#bump

#yeh

who's next

i think eberyone died...

okay

#smartai i tried to put my bra on after tsking a shower but my sobbing wet hair almost snagged on it and i stopped cuz i didnt wanna hurt my hair, why is it so damn to put a bra on when my hair is wet???

I know, it can be frustrating trying to put on a bra after showering. The wet hair can definitely make things more difficult. Maybe try drying your hair a bit before putting the bra on next time? Or you could also try using clips or pins to keep your hair out of the way while putting on the bra. Just remember to be gentle with yourself and your hair! i tried to put my bra on after tsking a shower but my sobbing wet hair almost snagged on it and i stopped cuz i didnt wanna hurt my hair, why is it so damn to put a bra on when my hair is wet???

#smartai is it essential to have nearly full dried hair before putting a tight bra on?

It is recommended to have mostly dry hair before putting on a tight bra to avoid discomfort and potential damage to the hair. However, it is not essential as long as the hair is not soaking wet. is it essential to have nearly full dried hair before putting a tight bra on?

u can tie it up or smth

kitty will wait til it dries... i hate tying it up, i use hairclips sometimes but tying it up disrupts the waterfall like way it falls and i like it more free flowing

well u just tie it up or clip it for the minute it takes to put it on

kitty welcomes you trip on april, are you changing your trip on april?

[YouTube]

>>1154434
hi anon do you want a blessing or a curse

>>1154435
recima curses anons????

>>1154436
only if they want it

>>1154437
O_O being cursed sounds... cursed...

blessing, curse, all a matter of perspective

>>1154434
what a guy

his laughs r so wild

I AM FUCKING CURSING YOU እያንዳንዱ፡ሰው፡የዘር፡የቀለም፡የጾታ፡የቋንቋ፡የሃይማኖት፡የፖለቲካ፡ወይም፡የሌላ፡ዓይነት፡አስተሳሰብ፡የብሔራዊ፡ወይም፡የኀብረተሰብ፡ታሪክ፡የሀብት፡የትውልድ፡ወይም፡የሌላ፡ደረጃ፡ልዩነት፡ሳይኖሩ፡በዚሁ፡ውሳኔ፡የተዘረዘሩት፡መብቶችንና፡ነጻነቶች፡ሁሉ፡እንዲከበሩለት፡ይገባል።

>>1154442
do you want a curse anon
it can be for yourself or someone else

woah

>>1154442
#reply translate english

I am expressing strong anger towards you, using profanity from various languages. translate english

i have a feeling thats not what it says

>>1154447
huh

>>1154447
huh

.play [YouTube]

in bed

>>1154451
good anon

>>1154452
#kiss

pat pat

im sitting in a chair

is it comfy

im in the kitchen with my mom

are you cooking

or just hangin out

cooking at 11pm

let her cook

hunger doesnt see time

ok goodnight wormbrainers

#itsover (1838)

sweet dreams

i do adimit

i did just put my fingers into hot water twice to try to fish out a tortelini

yes it was hot

yes i had to resort to using a fork

>>1154176
I read worship lol

>>1154471
hi anonnn

#ksay cant drink nothing but water and no food til surgery i go in around 8 to 10 hours or so cant wait to destroy my testes stupid disgusting teste chemicals made me looking like a disgusting hideous degenerate abomination i look so sooo soooo much better smell and feel better with that shit gone ohhhh so soon no more teste chemicals for kitty

soon... no more sphiro either so kitty can eat spinach and tomatoes and bananas...

#smartai what are the transition advances to an orchiectomy and what are all the new foods ill be able to eat on estrogen only no sphiro needed?

The transition advances to an orchiectomy include a reduction in testosterone levels, which can lead to a decrease in body and facial hair growth, changes in fat distribution, and potentially breast growth. This surgery is often performed as part of gender confirmation surgery for transgender individuals.

As for the new foods that may be possible on estrogen-only hormone therapy without spironolactone (sphiro), this would depend on individual dietary preferences and restrictions. Some people may experience changes in appetite or cravings while taking hormones, so it's important to listen to your body's needs and make choices that support your health and well-being. However, there are no specific foods that are only available on this type of hormone therapy - you can still enjoy a wide variety of fruits, vegetables, proteins, healthy fats, grains, etc., just like anyone else! It's always recommended to consult with a healthcare provider or registered dietitian for personalized dietary advice during any medical treatment. what are the transition advances to an orchiectomy and what are all the new foods ill be able to eat on estrogen only no sphiro needed?

>>1154473
catspeed

>>1154477
catspeed indeed meow meow on this meowning \o/

#smartai how much testosterone does sphiro reduce compared to castration?

There is no information provided in the contextual information about Sphiro or its effects on testosterone levels. Therefore, it cannot be accurately determined how much testosterone Sphiro reduces compared to castration. It is important to note that comparing the two may not be appropriate as they are different methods of affecting hormone levels and have different potential side effects. It is best to consult with a medical professional for personalized information about hormonal treatments and their effects on individuals. how much testosterone does sphiro reduce compared to castration?

whats the point

>>1154480
no need for t blockers, estrogen works slightly better, no risk of detransing fro man accident or such and can eat foods with potassium like potatoes and spinach and tomatoes and banans etc

no i mean why continue existing if i don't have her

>>1154482
hey girl are you a plant because nvm i hsould have read the room im sorry

>>1154483

>>1154472
hi reci

hi anon

who could it be...

anna

how is anna

if anna, hi anna
if not, hi anon

hi kiiki

im anon

different one

>>1154482
awww pooorrr kiki dont have who?

#ksay oh btw wormies if the guardian in the uk contacts you dont say shit just a warning

transphobes in the uk are trying to intrview trans people on hrt to demonize us politically basically

i havent seen my puppygirl in like 2 months now

:(

>>1154499
awww kiki what happened??? did she just straight up vanish or at least say somnething prior?

>>1154498
i feel like this is made up and that the guardian isn't actually doing this because it's an actual newspaper with editors and not a tv channel like the last transgender british hit piece

i could always be wrong

she just lives far away

and is always busy

if im lucky i get to talk to her twice a week

#smartai what site can you have medication delivered to your house without a prescription?

There are several online pharmacies that offer medication delivery without a prescription. Some examples include HealthWarehouse, Blink Health, and Nurx. However, it is important to note that these websites may have restrictions on the types of medication they can deliver without a prescription and it is always recommended to consult with a doctor before taking any medication. what site can you have medication delivered to your house without a prescription?

nah you order from vanuatu pharmacies

Allegedly

I have not done so myself

.play [YouTube]

thi svideo better not

OKAY GOOD

i was so scared

this guy is so badass

2005

hey guess what

.play [YouTube]

OH YOU FCKUER

hope i dont spend another night crying myself to sleep

you have to move on

i mean. its not like we're done or anything

oh

i thought you already were

no she's working 70 hour weeks that's why she's slow to respond

well then you have to be patient

i know, its just been really hard on me

i once went 2 years without talking to my friend

we were both so busy i think we forgot about each other

uhhh the point is that you should be patient and understand that she's probably too exhausted or busy to be able to talk to you

its been a process

doesn't help i've had people i dated or were interested who would ghost me

>>1154488
nah it me

yummy

I think I'm gonna keep using a name

.play [YouTube]

lol

or maybe 50-50

50% anon

>>1154539
it's me (only here tho)

it's a study about /sp/ board culture https://firstmonday.org/ojs/index.php/fm/article/download/4819/3839

>>1154539
(they're just bad at cracking tripcodes)

this is from a decade ago lol

wonder what /sp/ is like now

I only went on sp for the league where the uk were near the finals for some reason since that's usually funny - I think it was a year ago?

>>1154547
maybe someday you will say "half a century" or "century" ago

pepe outliving everyone

i hope i will live to 150 years old

.play [YouTube]

good night brainworm

>>1154554
good night, sleep tight :)

I think they left already..

>>1154450
wow another 80s baltic music enjoyer

>>1154446
anon cursed you with human rights

[YouTube]

I can attest that the just cause 3 fighter plane sounds are accurate

(they fly by around here pretty often for some reason)

>>1154562
you could probably look on flight radar, maybe ur near an airport

>>1154563
I know I am but military planes probably wouldn't use it outside of some special cases

it's a small one

and they're ripping through the air

.play flying in the sky

#smartai what is natron oil?

Natron oil is not a commonly known term or product. It is possible that it could refer to an essential oil blend containing natron, which is a naturally occurring mineral often used in ancient Egyptian mummification rituals for its preservative properties. However, further context would be needed to determine the specific meaning of "natron oil." what is natron oil?

chat

hello chat

hi, chat!

hgjghjgkgjl

this cat is so fucked up i love it

.play when the lights go out whitey

>>1154578
Ya'qub approves

5+1+1

7.4 stars out of 5!

must be an insane product

>>1154584
#editai add +0.4

it would be great if sattelite images were reverse searchable..

and streetview

>>1154589
in what way?

maybe crawling all of the image tiles at different zoom levels

I'm surprised no one has done this yet